Every celeb on the tele box seems to have a book out?

The turn of the season; firstly hailed by the school uniform shop: shirts, trousers, jumpers all a little bigger than the term before. And then, the turning colours of the leaves on the tree outside my bedroom window.

Next, the line up of celebrities on talk shows describing the book they have written; out in time for Christmas.

You’re probably going to need a couple of new bookmarks….